tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9760975.post8084479639965211858..comments2023-11-03T04:19:48.234-06:00Comments on Reality Faker: The real world?notquiteawakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07561172045544777783noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9760975.post-37013864455637187102009-05-07T19:31:00.000-06:002009-05-07T19:31:00.000-06:00Well you must have checked something wrong, becaus...Well you must have checked something wrong, because this makes no sense to me. <br /><br />Unless you kill people with axes or something. Do you frequently kill people with axes? Because I'm pretty sure that falls in the "turn offs" category.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9760975.post-44398945024779409582009-05-07T19:16:00.000-06:002009-05-07T19:16:00.000-06:00May-B: Always encourage me! Or else I wouldn't do ...May-B: Always encourage me! Or else I wouldn't do anything.<br />Lyn: Hilarious. You made me laugh out loud at work when I wasn't supposed to be checking my email. Now I'm fired. Thanks.<br />And, just to be clear, I in no way thought I was going to find my dream man on eharmony(although I've now unchecked the fatty mcbutter pants box)and I'm not giving up on it either. I'm just saying I don't care. Whatever happens, happens. I'm not going to get too worked up about it.<br />P.S. You guys are all awesome.notquiteawakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07561172045544777783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9760975.post-16591126831722092322009-05-07T18:17:00.000-06:002009-05-07T18:17:00.000-06:00Eharmony matched me with 320 men, most of which I ...Eharmony matched me with 320 men, most of which I rejected or rejected me. Of those 320, I chatted with maybe 5...4 of whom were a waste of my time...be patient, there's a lot of frogs out there. Remember, none of these guys have met you in person, if they had, I know they wouldn't be writing you off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9760975.post-54084103022923418632009-05-07T13:25:00.000-06:002009-05-07T13:25:00.000-06:00i am 100% certain that your future man is out ther...i am 100% certain that your future man is out there looking for you.<br /><br />He's probably SO annoyed that he can't find you on eharmony. Did you accidentally check a box that said you were fat? Maybe your settings are off. <br /><br />Maybe you will see him at the grocery store tonight! (don't buy tampons at the grocery store.)<br />Maybe he will pull up next to you at a red light! (don't pick your nose.)<br /><br />AAAAAAHHHH! THE PRESSURE!!!!!www.erinkelly.cahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02826865531096621409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9760975.post-24237273440445239712009-05-07T13:24:00.000-06:002009-05-07T13:24:00.000-06:00I totally thought you were talking about eating at...I totally thought you were talking about eating at first. I was like, "I KNOW!! Eating that whole cake will make me feel bad, but at the time i'm all, why am I not eating that WHOLE CAKE?" <br /><br />We have different issues, but the same, my friend.LynnieChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00451076575419937000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9760975.post-69270875180956590592009-05-07T12:36:00.000-06:002009-05-07T12:36:00.000-06:00That's why I hated Eharmony. In Lava Life, you ge...That's why I hated Eharmony. In Lava Life, you get to reject people. And it's more fun that way. <br /><br />You are content. I'm sorry I encouraged you!!!Bronwynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18386091994745153450noreply@blogger.com