I'm so learned

Things I have recently learned:

• Starting up Friday Night Drinks night after work again was one of my better ideas.


• People like telling me secrets. If you are one of those people, you must say the words "Don't tell anyone" or I'll tell everyone.


• When you wait a month to clean your house after getting rid of your big shedding dog, you will say after every room you clean, "This was the most disgusting room I've ever had to clean" and you will be very wrong every time.


• When your vacuum cleaner starts to scream because it does not like having enough hair in it to make another whole dog you should turn it off. Seriously. Turn it off.


• You should probably water your garden more than once a month. Especially when it's very hot.


• You should weed your garden more than never.

• After you pull weeds the size of small trees from your yard for over an hour you will be sore. However, you will also be able to see your fence after you're done.

• When you leave your lights on in your car at work, let it run for more than 5 seconds or you will need to ask the only remaining person at work for help at the end of the day. Then, when he takes the time to fix his booster cables, comes back out to help you and gets in his hot car to drive it over to yours and your car then magically starts on it's own, you should be very grateful that he laughs and doesn't punch you.