- People who own SUV's. Just because you are driving one of the biggest, most environmentally unfriendly vehicle types on the road, doesn't mean you're invincible. Unloading your SUV from the drivers side with your door wide open on a snow covered main street is not smart. I will hit you next time.
- People who incorrectly use the word "literally" to emphasize an exaggeration as in, "There were literally 5000 people in my house last night". I know many people who do this and it drives me crazy. The word "literally" does actually have a meaning. It means that what you're saying is the literal truth. I don't understand why people think that it's ok to use it as an aid to exaggeration. It's like me saying "There are indisputably 50 men wanting to date me right now". It's just not true.
- Noisy eaters. I'm surprised I haven't mentioned this before. This is probably my biggest pet peeve second only to people who talk with their mouth full. I do tend to talk with my mouth full from time to time so I can excuse it somewhat. I cannot excuse loud eaters however. Not only is it incredibly annoying but it often makes me physically ill. I've actually had to leave the room to avoid losing it on someone. Do you have to bite every nut in half?!! Nuts were made small enough to put the entire thing in your mouth!! That's how they were made! That's a nut's destiny! Put it in your mouth!! Not that that's happened or anything.
- Old people who bud in line. Just because you're old doesn't mean you can cut to the front of the line. I know you know what's going on. I'm not fooled by your feigned obliviousness. Back of the bus ma'am.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Things that annoy me(new!)
It's time once again for another installment of "Things that annoy me"!! Yay!! I'll bet you didn't think that there could actually be more things that annoy me, but there are. Many more things. Just you wait. Here goes: