Have you ever...

Have you ever had one of those days when, despite doing an hour of hot yoga, you still have to change your pants twice before leaving the house because you know you've started gaining weight and don't like the way you look in pants at all right now and then at Starbucks you see a woman who easily has 10 years on you AND a teenage daughter and is rocking super short shorts and doesn't look ridiculous because she has a smoking hot body and it sort of makes you want to kick her in the teeth?

No?

Yeah, me neither.