- you are 5 years old and under
- you are pregnant(and I'm really still on the fence with this one)
- you are a house painter(these overalls are to be painter specific and not OshKosh)
If you do not fall into one of those three categories and you still wear overalls, take them off, put them in a box and burn them You look ridiculous.
But where is this endless, extremely judgemental preclude leading you might ask? It's leading to this. While I was attending a CFL preseason football game last night, I happened to glance behind me, as I often do because I have a very short attention span. What? Chocolate? Where?....See? Anyways, I was almost about to start focusing on the game again when my eyes settled on the couple sitting almost directly behind me. I literally did a double take. The man, built like a biker, was wearing not only overalls but cut off overalls which, not having any fringe on them, looked as if he may have cut them off on the car on the way to the stadium. I glanced up in disbelief and found that I hadn't even seen the best part of the outfit yet. One overall strap was hanging saucily open in the style of the early 90's, and draped over the front of his...wait for it...hairy chest because, yes, he was not wearing a shirt. I was so shocked that I actually shook my head in disbelief. I am still reeling. If only I'd had a cell phone with which I could have taken a picture...and the guts to do it.
Now you're just going to have to imagine it yourselves.