- a kitchen sink stained with paint.
- a small piece of dog poop
- a kitchen floor covered in shredded pee-stained newspapers and tea towels
- random wet cloths scattered throughout the house
- globs of dried paint where globs of dried paint should not be
- more poop
- a puddle of pee
Some of these presents were left by my dog, some by my husband. I'm sure it will be easy to determine whom to credit for the various pleasantries. Or perhaps not.