Dear Buddy, I've watched you pay a $10.00 tab at a restaurant with a roll of quarters. The last time we interviewed you, you wore sweatpants. We will never hire you. Please stop applying here. Sincerely, Me
I guess it does seem kind of sad. But the person is not poor, he's lazy. If the person was poor it would be sad and I would be a bad person. Or more of a bad person I guess.
Hey, this isn't nearly as bad as you gave me the impression it might be. So I think you feel way too much bad in proportion to the bad you actually are.
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This story makes me sad.
I guess it does seem kind of sad. But the person is not poor, he's lazy. If the person was poor it would be sad and I would be a bad person. Or more of a bad person I guess.
Now I feel bad.
I feel bad too...those were my dress sweats.
Hey, this isn't nearly as bad as you gave me the impression it might be. So I think you feel way too much bad in proportion to the bad you actually are.
Capiche?
--Your Roomie
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