Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Dear Buddy,
I've watched you pay a $10.00 tab at a restaurant with a roll of quarters.
The last time we interviewed you, you wore sweatpants.
We will never hire you.
Please stop applying here.


Anonymous said...

This story makes me sad.

notquiteawake said...

I guess it does seem kind of sad. But the person is not poor, he's lazy. If the person was poor it would be sad and I would be a bad person. Or more of a bad person I guess.

notquiteawake said...

Now I feel bad.

tee said...

I feel bad too...those were my dress sweats.

Anonymous said...

Hey, this isn't nearly as bad as you gave me the impression it might be. So I think you feel way too much bad in proportion to the bad you actually are.


--Your Roomie