Plumber: We're going to have to come back tomorrow morning. We don't have the proper machine.
Me: Oh. Ok. Can I still use my toilet tonight?
Plumber: I would try not to.
Me: I would try not to. Ok. I'll just crap outside with the dog then.
I really didn't say that. But I wanted to.
Not Quite Awake
1 comment:
seriously what does "try" mean if you really have to go?
I guess that means you are having a sh*t-load of Cheese for dinner. Well, not a sh*t-load. Maybe a Bung-load of Cheese.
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