I called Roto-Rooter today to see when they were going to come in and give me a quote on my tree branch filled pipes.
Me: Hi, I'm just calling to see when someone was going to come in and give me a quote?
Roto-Rooter guy: Oh, ok. Can I have your name and address please?
Me: Sure, it's (my name and address)
RRG: Hm. We don't seem to have you in here. Are you sure it was us?
Me: Um, yes. I'm sure It was Roto-Rooter. I was there.
RRG: Because there is MR. Rooter as well.
Me: I'm pretty sure I know who I called.
RRG: Ok, because we don't have you in here. Do you have your invoice number?
Me: It's at home. Can't you just call the guy?
RRG: Well, that's the thing. We don't know which guy it was because we don't have you in here. Did you pay and everything?
Me: Well of course I paid.
RRG: And you're sure it was us?
Me:(sigh)Yes, I'm sure.
RRG: Well you'll have to get your invoice.
Me:(SIGH)Ok, I'll do that. (God! I can't believe those idiots lost my invoice. As if I don't know what plumbing company I called. What a bunch of morons)
Yeah, it was Mr. Rooter.