Saturday, September 27, 2008

Hey guess what

If you're trying on a super cute Halloween costume at a costume rental place and the costume doesn't fit over your ass, don't keep trying. Because no matter how hard you try, and no matter how loud you grunt, you will not shrink your ass and it will still look like you're trying to shove two loaves of bread into a small Ziplock bag.

And then you'll get to tell the owner of the store that your ass broke the zipper of her vintage 20's Flapper Dress Costume.

And that's not embarrassing at all.


erin said...

You should have had a friend with you to poke your cheeks in there like that girl at the bar last week.

notquiteawake said...

that is hilarious erin. i wonder if there is such a think as an "ass horn"? That would have been helpful. I think I'm going to invent that.

Hildy said...

Can I place an order for two casual and one dress ass horns, please? COD.

Make it two dress ass horns...I work in the arts and have a lot of galas to go to.