Can someone please tell me when Kid Rock became country? It seems to have just suddenly happened and I don't recall anyone asking me if it was ok.
Because it isn't.
Now I have to hear "All Summer Long" on both the pop station I listen to AND the country station. It's not a good song. I shouldn't have to be subjected to that. Who do you think I should complain to about this? The radio stations? Kid Rock? Lynyrd Skynyrd? Someone is going to get a letter.
Dear Radio Stations,
Please stop playing "All Summer Long". It's brutal. While you're at it, if you could stop playing "Rock Star" by Pink that would be great. I'm a bit tired of hearing it. 25 times a day is too much for any song. Especially one that sucks.
Hugs and Kisses,
Me
Dear Kid Rock,
If you're going to try to reinvent yourself at least change your name. Kid Country perhaps? I don't think Kid Pop is taken. I liked you better when you were hard core anyways.
Love always,
Me
Dear Lynyrd Skynyrd,
What's up with letting Kid Pop rape your song? I'm a bit disappointed in you. Are you going to include him in your reunion tour now? I don't think I would like that.
Peace out,
Me
On a completely unrelated note, last night I made meatloaf and substituted graham cracker crumbs for bread crumbs. It was surprisingly not that bad. I'd do it again even. I would even go as far to call myself a genius in the kitchen.
Seriously.
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I would like you to write all my letters for me from now on.
Shit, you're funny. It was the "kid pop" in the letter to Lynyrd Skynyrd that really got me.
May-b - Send your contacts my way!
Lyn - This post was mostly for you.
Could you also please deal with the Katy Perry situation...apparently she kissed a girl and now I have to hear about it 8 times a day. Congratulations, you're a Habanno's cliche, get over yourself.
I know the program director at the country station I believe you are referring to. I text him every time I hear that dreaded song. And he still plays it. Apparently has to do with some ecex that told them to. I change stations...
Pop stars with dying careers go country. It's sad. Just look at Jessica Simpson.
I actually like that Jessica Simpson song....
I am so sorry.
I don't think I've ever heard the entire song, but I have heard lots of opinions on it!
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