Saturday, February 28, 2009


Words you should not say in front of children:
  • Jerk
  • Shut up
  • Porn

For example, when your brother tells the kids they can rent any movie they want and you say, "Even porn?" that's not funny.

Apparently "whore" is ok though. As in, the answer to the question, "What is a Bratz?" is "Those little Barbies who dress like whores".

I'm learning so much at my brothers.


tee said...

Whores with really large heads, like they're mentally challenged...they should put that right on the box: "Bratz: Retarded Whores"

farleycat said...

That's okay, last week at coffee Tee dropped a loud F-bomb during on of her stories and the look we got from a mother who's 10 year old was sitting by us was hilarious. And then they left our area. Honestly it was the funniest thing!

notquiteawake said...

Yeah, Tee's kind of a potty mouth.

tee said...

I gave up swearing for Lent...but Sundays don't count!! Motherf@#$ers!!