Monday, June 29, 2009

Bits

Dear Landlord,
It turns out that the packing tape that was holding up my shower head isn't quite doing the trick anymore. Would it be possible to get an actual holder for it? That would be sweet.
Hugs and Kisses,
Not quite awake.

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So I was upstairs doing laundry and the teenage girl was all making small talk and asking me how I liked living in the basement and I was like, oh, are we pretending now that I didn't just hear you yell at your Dad to shove something up his ass? Ok, then. Carry on.

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I eat a lot of chicken but what I hate is how the garbage starts to smell almost immediately after I put the crap parts of the chicken in the garbage because I am thrifty and buy the cheaper chicken breasts with the bone in and cut them up, but today I came up with the idea of taking the crap parts directly out to the outside garbage can instead of leaving them in the indoor garbage can until I get sick from the smell. I JUST came up with that. After months of hot weather. And THAT's how smart I am.

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Me: DAD YOU HAVE TO HELP ME MY COMPUTER WON'T WORK AND I TRIED TO INSTALL SOMETHING AND NOW NONE OF MY PROGRAMS WORK AND I'M TOTALLY SCREWED.

Dad: Ok. Calm down. What?

Me: MY COMPUTER WO-

Dad: Calm down.

Me: Ok. I tried to install this anti-virus program and now none of my programs will open.

Dad: Ok, let's try some things.

(one hour later)

Dad: I just really don't know. So, you've tried all your programs and all of them won't open?

Me: Well, not ALL of them.

Dad: Most of them?

Me: Well...Windows Media Player mostly...OH! and my budget program. No wait, I forgot I deleted that.

Dad: So, basically it's just Window's Media Player.

Me: I guess so. Yes.

Dad: This has been fun.

Me: I love you.

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And, finally, I really wanted to give everyone a big thank you for commenting on my last post. I really had no idea that many people read my blog and I'm quite flattered and grateful that you all would take the time to answer my questions. You should really comment more! I loved hearing from you. And thanks also for leaving your blog links. More blogs to add to my stash!
To show my thanks, I've responded to all of your comments. And I ate an entire cake. Or I will. Maybe tonight. Because that's the kind of day it's been.

COMING SOON! What I did for Canada Day. With pictures!

1 comment:

Imnotbenny said...

Your Dad seems very understanding. At least you have anti-virus software, though. Mine consists of crossing my fingers and hoping for the best.

I would deduct the packing tape from your rent.