Sunday, November 8, 2009

An exciting play by play of the first day in my new apartment!

  • Get up at 8:30 am.
  • Walk around the apartment and look at all the piles of crap and boxes and cleaning supplies.
  • Go back to bed.
  • Get up again at 10:30am.
  • Eat a bowl of stale bran twigs because I have no food.
  • Kill a wasp.
  • Kill another wasp.
  • Think I just stepped on a wasp in my bare feet.
  • Almost pee.
  • Realize it’s only my computer cord. Same thing.
  • Decide I should probably get dressed seeing as the cable guy is coming soon.
  • Get dressed.
  • Start cleaning and unpacking.
  • Kill another wasp.
  • Realize wasps and probably lady bugs are coming from the patio umbrella currently sitting in my living room.
  • Put patio umbrella on my balcony.
  • No more wasps.
  • Decide to tackle the kitchen.
  • Find surprise gifts left in the drawers by the previous tenants.
  • Cable guys come.
  • Discover I get a DVR! Now I can watch even more TV!
  • Take a break.
  • Cough for about 25 minutes.
  • Eat cookies.
  • Continue with the kitchen.
  • Hang out with friend who brought me dinner.
  • Finish kitchen!
  • Decide floors can wait until tomorrow.
  • Sit.




Lindzle said...

It is so exciting!

Lynmara said...

You killed so many wasps today! Look at you go!

Imnotbenny said...

You should give that umbrella to your old upstairs neighbors as a thank you for the memories thing.

Just wait until they're outside and drive by and throw it at them while screaming "THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!" Then get a picture of them running around screaming for some blog fodder.