- Get up at 8:30 am.
- Walk around the apartment and look at all the piles of crap and boxes and cleaning supplies.
- Go back to bed.
- Get up again at 10:30am.
- Eat a bowl of stale bran twigs because I have no food.
- Kill a wasp.
- Kill another wasp.
- Think I just stepped on a wasp in my bare feet.
- Almost pee.
- Realize it’s only my computer cord. Same thing.
- Decide I should probably get dressed seeing as the cable guy is coming soon.
- Get dressed.
- Start cleaning and unpacking.
- Kill another wasp.
- Realize wasps and probably lady bugs are coming from the patio umbrella currently sitting in my living room.
- Put patio umbrella on my balcony.
- No more wasps.
- Decide to tackle the kitchen.
- Find surprise gifts left in the drawers by the previous tenants.
- Cable guys come.
- Discover I get a DVR! Now I can watch even more TV!
- Take a break.
- Cough for about 25 minutes.
- Eat cookies.
- Continue with the kitchen.
- Hang out with friend who brought me dinner.
- Finish kitchen!
- Decide floors can wait until tomorrow.
- Sit.
THE END!
MY LIFE IS SO EXCITING!
3 comments:
It is so exciting!
You killed so many wasps today! Look at you go!
You should give that umbrella to your old upstairs neighbors as a thank you for the memories thing.
Just wait until they're outside and drive by and throw it at them while screaming "THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!" Then get a picture of them running around screaming for some blog fodder.
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