Saturday, May 29, 2010

The people in your neighborhood.

Dear neighbor who stood on his balcony yelling expletives at his wife and telling her she was useless,

Thanks for saving up that shit for when my parents were here.  That was pretty awesome of you.  I haven't heard a peep out of anyone until today when my mom decided to go out on the balcony and you decided to be a dick.  Now they truly fear that I'm living in some sort of suburban ghetto and will likely not rest until I move.

Again, thanks.

Also, you are a total douche.

Sincerely,

Me

3 comments:

Moira, Craig and the kids said...

Next some drunk will come banging on your door, yelling, at some ungodly hour and puke all over. Oh wait, that's my house.

Awesome that they saved it for your parents. Impeccable timing!

notquiteawake said...

That happened to you?! Tell me more! The only time that's happened to me is when I did it. My brother was none too happy let me tell you.

MsFeistyPants said...

wow...okay, so first of all...i am sorry about that. My neighbors have probably wanted to say the same thing to me after having a great (and selfishly inconsiderate) loud fight 10 too many weekends in a row.
Thank you for reminding me that putting some cards saying sorry under the doors may help. ( i hope)