Dear neighbor who stood on his balcony yelling expletives at his wife and telling her she was useless,
Thanks for saving up that shit for when my parents were here. That was pretty awesome of you. I haven't heard a peep out of anyone until today when my mom decided to go out on the balcony and you decided to be a dick. Now they truly fear that I'm living in some sort of suburban ghetto and will likely not rest until I move.
Also, you are a total douche.