Friday, June 25, 2010


I've found, while periodically monitoring my stats counter, that more people read my blog when I actually post something.

Hm.  Interesting.  

I've also found that someone found my blog while searching for this:

"Faker web page on beeter eating"

The hell?  What does that even mean?  Is beeter eating some kind of sexual act that I've never heard of before and then have to look up on Google when I hear someone say it and pretend I know what they're talking about? Because that's happened before.  All you have to do is be like, "Oh my GOD I can't believe you said that," and roll your eyes and shake your head all knowingly even though you have no idea what a Moustache Ride is.  And then when someone asks you later what it is you just laugh softly because they are so sexually uneducated and then tell them that if they don't know that now it's not your place to tell them and also, you have a really important meeting coming up so could they please leave your office?

It just occurred to me that they could have meant "better" eating.   

Whatev's.  Welcome to my blog, pervert.

Seriously though, if you stuck around, welcome for real.  I'm not actually an asshole.

Nah, I am.


tee said...

In the past few days I've found out what a "blue waffle", and an "amish snowplow" are...sometimes my dad can be so gross....

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Curiosity said...

I know that “Oh, you. You’re so incorrigible” look exactly! Dutch oven was my most recent. Apparently the places in my brain that were supposed to pick up sexual terminology are filled with basic math and the occasional incorrect-but-amusing song lyric.

notquiteawake said...

There are so many things I have to look up now!

Tee, you're awesome. As usual.

Amanda said...

My favorite search term on mine has been the following: "the bachelorette is a freaking lucky woman man. she's being kissed by 20 guys. wtf." Yes, lucky...that's what they are calling it these days....because mouth herpes is what every girl dreams about.

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