I've also found that someone found my blog while searching for this:
"Faker web page on beeter eating"
The hell? What does that even mean? Is beeter eating some kind of sexual act that I've never heard of before and then have to look up on Google when I hear someone say it and pretend I know what they're talking about? Because that's happened before. All you have to do is be like, "Oh my GOD I can't believe you said that," and roll your eyes and shake your head all knowingly even though you have no idea what a Moustache Ride is. And then when someone asks you later what it is you just laugh softly because they are so sexually uneducated and then tell them that if they don't know that now it's not your place to tell them and also, you have a really important meeting coming up so could they please leave your office?
It just occurred to me that they could have meant "better" eating.
Whatev's. Welcome to my blog, pervert.
Seriously though, if you stuck around, welcome for real. I'm not actually an asshole.
Nah, I am.