Unfriend that SOB. Right now. And then go eat a pie. I don't know about you, but I think pie is an excellent equalizer. He's getting married, but you? Get a PIE.
I'm totally eating pie! And also chocolate.
Yeah, but isn't it better to log onto FB and breathe a sigh of relief that you aren't married to the SOB anymore?
Ugh. There are a number of different things on my list of Most Pleasant Things to Wake Up To, and that is definitely not one of them.In other news, you are delightful, and as such I have to conclude that you will find someone equally delightful eventually.
UNFRIEND. I agree. You're way more awesome than him or her anyway.
HOLY MOLY. And I thought my morning turned out terribly!
PIE! You need pie, and cake. And chocolate, and cupcakes, and.....And you need to unfriend him. Right now. *nods*
Definitely worst start of the day ever...may I also recommend ice cream to go with that pie?
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