As I've mentioned before, my husband is still learning how to speak English. This makes for some interesting conversations.
Me: My friend told me some really shocking news today. She has a lump in her breast, but she found out today that it was ok.
Husband: She had a what?
Me: A lump in her breast.
Husband: Really? How did she do that?
Husband: You know, with the light....
Me: A lump. Not a lamp.