Sunday, October 7, 2007

Why I'm stupid

Some Halloween advice:
When you buy cute little pumpkins or gourds or whatever they're called to display for Halloween, do not store them in your Special Halloween Decoration Box to use the next year. Surprisingly, they do not keep BECAUSE THEY ARE VEGETABLES and when you open your Special Halloween Decoration Box to decorate for next year their rotting remains will be the scariest thing in there. I promise you.

3 comments:

Schmutzie said...

If it helps you feel better, I thought that my parents' church used the same ones every year until I read this.

notquiteawake said...

Maybe they can be stored if it's done properly....my whole box was damp so I guess my basement isn't that dry. A while ago I was going through my momento trunk where I keep things from my past and I came across some candy hearts covered in mold. One day I'll learn that food can't be stored in a box in my basement for many years. One day.

may-b said...

That is awesome. I never thought of that at all. I would have tried the same thing. Gross.