Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Something you should know
You know what's not a good idea to do when you want me to hurry up? Clap at me. Clapping at me at any time is not a good idea. Clapping because of me is fine, but clapping at me is not in any way something you should be doing. Why? Because I am not a dog or an irritating insect and, not only will I NOT hurry up if you do this, but it is also very likely that I will throw the key that I brought back to you after driving half way to work, in the snow at your feet and drive away. Good. I'm glad we got that cleared up.