I've decided to give up men. Nothing really happened to make me decide this and it's not because I'm bitter and jaded, I just thought it would be something that I would like to do. This is not to say I'm going to go after women now. Oh no no. I'm still attracted to men, I just don't really have the urge to go through the trouble of "finding" one to have a relationship with.
Usually when I'm single I'll start liking some guy and start reading things into everything he does and then wait and wait for a call or an email and get depressed when I don't get one, meanwhile the guy I like is not even remotely a realistic choice. Why don't I call or email him first you might ask? Because, my friends, in every relationship I've ever been in I've ALWAYS made the first move. Always. I'm a bit tired of it.
Which leads me to my next reason why I'm giving up men, because they will never make the first move so screw them. The only guys who make the first move are the ones who I am not interested in. Not at all. It's funny how that works. Can't people read my mind yet?
And, of course, the reason I am currently single is that every relationship I've ever been in has ended up sucking at some point so obviously I'm not very good at it. I'm good at being by myself though. In fact, I even excel at it. So there.
So, I just thought I'd let everyone know my decision. I'm going to live alone with my dog and do whatever I want and maybe adopt a baby in a few years. I'm not even joking. It's kind of a relief actually.