Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Pill or Dad maybe don't read this.

I've been off the pill for about two months now because I ran out (and clearly don't have a need for them at the moment) and holy shit have I been bitchy. I've been trying to figure out what the hell my problem has been lately. Every two weeks or so I'll have a day or two of pure, unrelenting anger. Serious, constantly on the verge of tears, rage. I hate everyone and everything and you better not piss me off or I will let you know about it. And then I will let everyone else know about it. It took a bout of crippling cramps today to realize my problem is that not being on the pill has caused me to have wicked wicked PMS. The likes that I have never seen or felt before. What a rip off. So, basically I have to swallow hormones every day, even though I'm not having sex,(see Dad? I warned you)just so I can feel normal? Well I'm going to do it! Or Jesus, I'm going to rip someone's face off. I guess it's a small price to pay to keep my friends. Plus, as a bonus, I can have random sex whenever I want and likely not get pregnant.

Now if only I could find some random sex.

2 comments:

Stacey said...

I think I could have wrote this... I went off to save $ (cause, you know, it would be like 2 glasses of wine a month). Going back on this weekend... or else I suggest buying stock on facial tissue, cause I cry constantly...

Wilma said...

Yup. It's the Pill or divorce in our house. I think the Pill is cheaper.