Today I:

-saw a guy riding a skateboard on a busy street with headphones on. I really wanted to to hit him on purpose to teach him a lesson. "See how dangerous this is," I would say. "See?"

-noticed a new bag of rice crisps that I had grabbed from the pantry and taken to work had a giant tear in it. I then realized they were not so much rice "crisps" as rice "chews". I ate them anyways.

-pondered why, when I was a kid, eating an entire candy necklace didn't make me want to puke and now it does. Then I pondered why I ate an entire candy necklace....and then half a bag of rice chews.

-wished that it would rain so I wouldn't have to play ball despite my glowing review of my super exciting fast paced life in my previous post. I. AM. SO. TIRED.

-thought that work drinks don't necessarily have to take place after work. Who made that rule anyways.

-decided that getting fired for drinking at work wouldn't be the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

-ended the post before I got too carried away.