Saturday, June 27, 2009

Conversations at the gym

Me: If I ate a hard boiled egg that had been sitting in my car for two hours and also in my locker for seven hours before that do you think....

Client: Ew. No. Don't eat it.

Me: No, I already ate it. I was going to ask if you think I'm going to die.

Client: Jesus. Probably not.

Me: Ok good.

UPDATE: I didn't die! Nor did I get sick. So there. I am indestructible.

4 comments:

May-B said...

You are so gross. My hero.

Imnotbenny said...

I'm pretty sure that the hardboiled-ness of the egg keeps it safe for decades. I think I read that somewhere, or just made it up or whatever.

It's science.

notquiteawake said...

I am gross. It's true.

tee said...

I don't think you should be sharing your weirdo eating habits with your clients, you're supposed to be a role model. Shouldn't you be asking them questions about alfalfa and protein powder or something?

Although I think if my personal trainer could do this I'd book more sessions with them 'cause they're obviously awesome and I'd want to be indestructible too so....nevermind.