Client: Ew. No. Don't eat it.
Me: No, I already ate it. I was going to ask if you think I'm going to die.
Client: Jesus. Probably not.
Me: Ok good.
UPDATE: I didn't die! Nor did I get sick. So there. I am indestructible.
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You are so gross. My hero.
I'm pretty sure that the hardboiled-ness of the egg keeps it safe for decades. I think I read that somewhere, or just made it up or whatever.
It's science.
I am gross. It's true.
I don't think you should be sharing your weirdo eating habits with your clients, you're supposed to be a role model. Shouldn't you be asking them questions about alfalfa and protein powder or something?
Although I think if my personal trainer could do this I'd book more sessions with them 'cause they're obviously awesome and I'd want to be indestructible too so....nevermind.
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